My phone buzzed at 7:23 AM with a text from my little sister Emma: “Madison are you more cottagecore or dark academia?” I literally hadn’t even opened my eyes yet,…
Okay so I need to tell you about this colour combination that’s been absolutely taking over my entire world lately, and honestly I can’t believe it took me this long…
Okay so my mom texted me yesterday asking if I knew what a “French tuck” was because apparently some lady at her book club was going on about it, and…
Three weeks ago I’m sitting at this ridiculously overpriced beachfront place in Montauk – you know, the kind where a basic margarita costs what I used to spend on lunch…
Last month I was visiting my mom in Cape Cod – she’d demanded I come see her new “investment pieces” which turned out to be three nearly identical beige linen…
Okay, I need to tell you about something mortifying that happened last week. I was rushing to get dressed for a work meeting, grabbed what I thought was my decent…
I’m standing in Target holding two identical striped sweaters, and I can feel my worldview shifting. One costs $34.99 from the women’s section. The other? $18.99 from kids. Same cotton…
So apparently I’m old now, because I spent last Tuesday night watching teenagers on TikTok throw their entire wardrobes on the floor and roll around in them like fashion-obsessed golden…
Okay, can we talk about “business casual” for a hot minute? Because honestly, it might be the most passive-aggressive dress code ever invented. It’s like your manager saying “just be…
Okay, so I spent last week basically becoming a professional creeper in the name of “research.” I’m talking about posting up outside fancy coffee shops in SoHo, pretending to check…