That Time I Found the Internet’s Most Famous Dress for Fifteen Bucks
Look, I need to start by saying that thrift shopping is mostly just an exercise in disappointment with occasional moments of pure euphoria thrown in to keep you hooked. It’s…
Why French Girls Always Look Better Than Me (And The Stupidly Simple Trick I Finally Figured Out)
Okay so I’ve literally spent years trying to figure out why French girls always look like they stepped out of a Pinterest board while I look like I got dressed…
How I Fixed My Entire Wardrobe Without Buying Anything (The Mom Hack That Actually Works)
Okay, so picture this: I’m standing in Target last Tuesday, staring at myself in one of those horrible fluorescent-lit mirrors they have in the fitting rooms, and I literally looked…
Why I’m Done with Clean Girl Perfection and You Should Be Too
Okay so last week I was at this dinner party—well, more like tacos and wine at my friend Jess’s apartment but we’re calling it a dinner party because we actually…
The Returns Section Shopping Hack That Changed How I Think About Fashion
I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, and honestly, I’m going to get some very unhappy texts from stylist friends after this goes live, but… I’ve never been great at…
I Wore the “No Pants” Trend for an Entire Day and Now I Understand Why Everyone Thinks Fashion People Are Insane
Look, I can trace the exact moment I lost all credibility as a rational human being. It was sometime around 9 AM on a Tuesday when I stood in my…
How My $25 Target Loafers Keep Getting Mistaken for $800 Designer Shoes
So there I was, squeezed into the back of an Uber with my boss heading to a client meeting, trying not to let my knees hit the ceiling because apparently…
When I Saw Rihanna’s $900 Sweatpants at Target Checkout (And Why I’m Not Mad About It)
So there I was last Tuesday, standing in the checkout line at Target with a cart full of the usual chaos – Goldfish crackers, more dish soap because how do…
I Let AI Pick My Outfits for 30 Days and My Life Got Complicated
So this whole mess started because I can’t make basic decisions about what to wear. I’m standing in my closet every morning like I’m solving some kind of mathematical equation,…
That Scandalous Red Carpet Dress Changed How I Think About Getting Dressed
I was sprawled on my couch last Tuesday night, probably three glasses deep into a bottle of sauvignon blanc I’d opened “just for one glass with dinner,” half-watching some red…